The Best Fights Between Team Mates

This article has nothing to do with my ongoing efforts to find the hardest sport but more to do with general amusement at members of the same teams who suddenly find themselves squaring up to each other.  What makes it funnier is that quite often these characters are not real fighters themselves, just a couple of squabbling idiots in a slapping contest.

Any follower of the EPL over the past few years will be familiar with this first clip but it’s still funny.  Keiran Dyer and notorious halfwit Lee Bowyer were both playing for Newcastle United in 2005.  Both players were sent off and Bowyer also received further punishments including club fines and a police fine. Really, you can just watch this clip again and again:

The following video is an example of why some players get themselves a bad name.  This is Setanta O’Hailpin in a practise match brawl with Cameron Cloke.  Have a fight – fine.  Throw some punches – OK.  Knock the other guy out with a lucky punch – not too bad.  Kick him in the conkers when he’s out cold – not really on.

One from the world of ice hockey now.  The sizeable amount of fights in hockey matches is reflected the proportion of these which seem to involve team mates fighting each other.  It seems to happen with a strange regularity.  Here’s the first example and these two are Philadelphia flyers players Primeau and McAllister in a practice match.

One last one here, and another from a hockey match.  At least with this one you get an explanation of why they’re having a pop at each other.  Hazing has a lot to answer for.  This is Aliu and Downie from the Windsor Spitfires.

Hardest Sportsman Rankings

As the posts and the videos get added and evidence starts to mount up in favour of this sport or that sport being the hardest, now seems the appropriate time to set up the inaugural ‘hardest sportsman’ chart, featuring all the sports we’ve viewed so far.

There’s only four sports so far and I can tell you that when the rugby codes start to poke their nose in, the rankings are going to change somewhat.  Each time we feature a new sport (and its pusillanimous protagonists) the chart will be updated to reflect the willingness to engage in a dust-up and the quality of said fracas.  Check it out:

PositionSportWhy?Link to the Evidence
1=Rugby UnionJust as brutal and violent as Rugby League - joint top with no arguments.Rugby Union Fights
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Rugby LeagueStraight in at the top, it's physical, it's violent and the boys know how to fight. A worthy number one so far.Rugby League Fights
3Aussie Rules (AFL)This is a sport that just looks like it's a fight waiting to happen. That it doesn't always end up in a huge fracas suggest some restraint on the part of everyone. The annual matches against a team of Irish Gaelic footballers (a similar game), is a particularly noteworthy bloodbath. AFL Fights
4BaseballSneaks in at this position, but only because they don't wear helmets or any other protection.Baseball Fights
5Ice HockeyAlso a game where the protagonists are clearly sometimes not interested in the puck if there's a chance for a dust-up. Score-settling appears to be the big thing here.Ice Hockey Fights
6American Football (Gridiron)It's the padding that detracts slightly from the fighting here, as it does in some other sports, but these are still big lads having an occasional go.Gridiron Fights
7MotocrossSeem to like a dust-up and certainly enthusiastic but again, helmets.The Best Motocross Fights
8CyclingLots of effort and intent but not really heavyweight enough to be seriousThe Best Cycling Fights
9BasketballBig, tall chaps, but not much evidence they can fight. There's a lot of fight avoidance in the evidence presented so this is one sport that's never going to feature too highly up the chart.Basketball Fights
10Motor RacingPoints for effort but not much else. Lose the helmets and try again.Motor Racing Fights